Man #1: blah blah blah blah blah

Man #2: Sorry I keep checking my phone…. My DSL is down at home and I’m waiting for Verizon to call.  You know it’s impossible to get anything done without your DSL.

Man #1: Oh I know.

Man #2: I waited around most of the afternoon yesterday but they never showed up so I really don’t want to miss them today.

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Okay, so maybe it isn’t that funny in text but I swear I smirked when I overheard this conversation. I just think it’s funny when middle aged white men sit in Starbucks, sipping lattes, and wine about how hard it is to cope without broadband internet.  It reminds me of a poorly written sitcom