Marcy is leaving at the end of July which means I need to find a new roommate asap.

Reasons why you should live here:

• cheap rent [ utilities included ]
• great location
• ample parking day or night [ just like south park ]
• i often don’t wear pants and I don’t require you to
• friendly landlords
• i’m hilarious
• i’m easy going
• fenced in back yard
• queen anne style private residence
• i’ll give you access to my music collection
• we can have beer monday
• we can make fun of other tumblrs in real life
• hookah hookah hookah
• gay friendly [ which means I make a great wing man if you’re straight or I’m non threatening if you are a girl ]
• i regulate every shade of that pussy
• i like to go out
• i like to stay in
• You can decorate however you want

If you know anyone that fits let me know or feel free to pass along my information.

Thanks,

Matt