Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.
Denis Waitley (via onherway)

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Wild Sweet Orange - I’m Coming Home

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  • Krema71: p.s. i had a dream last night and you were in it....we were running away from the cops and then we were in this shady part of town...actually i dreamt about you 2 nights in a row. scandalous!
  • Krema71: both times involved the cops too

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Will Arnett on improvisation … I don’t know how Jack Mcbrayer doesn’t laugh.

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your moment of zen…

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Tracy: Dr Spaceman, when they check my DNA will it tell me what diseases I might get or help me to remember my ATM pin code.

Dr Spaceman: Absolutely, science is whatever we want it to be

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atticus is camp
atticus is camp

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The face Tom made when that stripper got on stage, dropped his skimpy underwear, and started swinging his dick around was absolutely priceless.
The face Tom made when that stripper got on stage, dropped his skimpy underwear, and started swinging his dick around was absolutely priceless.

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Waiting for the 71A, although it looks like we’re in an Usher video.
Waiting for the 71A, although it looks like we’re in an Usher video.

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noahkai: michaelikesit: Distinctly American. I’m not sure who this noahkai (Matt) is but I already really like him.

noahkai:

michaelikesit:

Distinctly American.

I’m not sure who this noahkai (Matt) is but I already really like him.

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noahkai: riotrepublic: Tree goddess. Artist Unknown.

noahkai:

riotrepublic:

Tree goddess. Artist Unknown.

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I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not yelling and screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Jack Handey (via unalone) (via noahkai)

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1 on 1 beer pong with that dude
1 on 1 beer pong with that dude

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darts are really popular in shady side

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mini bar tour. solo. loaner

mini bar tour. solo. loaner for life ; -(

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