Craig Robinson channels Zach Galifianakis, and I dig it.

A Very Naughty Bear by Roni Lagin & Mo Moussa

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uhmmm….pretty much 24/7… But not as much as I think about putting other peopls privates in my mouth.
Regina Spektor - That Time
Hey remember that time we decided to kiss anywhere except the mouth?

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true story…. this might be my single most watched film of all time. I went through a stretch where I would put it on as background noise when I was trying to fall asleep.
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They have capital punishment there (and they USE IT!)… you’d run too
I’m sitting in class and some guest speaker is lecturing about net neutrality and he keeps saying MODE-AM so I can’t even take him seriously soooo instead I’m trying to price a trip to Raliegh, NC at the end of the month. Currently, I can’t find any flights cheaper than $200 (roundtrip) and they aren’t even direct flights. What gives travel industry? Considering the current state of affairs I would think that tickets would be super cheap right now. In fact, you should be begging me to fly your shitty service. Not that 200 is that much, but considering I could drive to Raliegh and back for about $95 (according to triple a’s fuel trip calculator), in the comfort of my car, wearing skimpy clothing, without having to turn off my ipod for take off and landings, and while taking in the whole experience of it all… I think the choice is clear.