sporting a beard
sporting a beard
So… one of my all-time-favorite snacks is apple and peanut butter [whole foods, the fresh honey roasted shit]. Its a match made in heaven that goes right to my heart.. and then to my stomach — where it belongs. Now, I know it isn’t apple season, but I found the most beautiful apples in the world. They were of the Rome variety and they were very expensive —- but they were beautiful and I had great hope for them.
I’m sitting here, post snack, a little disappointed. It turns out these beautiful, expensive apples do not deliver the crispness I was expecting. Ugh, what a let down. We all know what you do when god gives you lemons but what the fuck do you do when god gives you shitty apples!
Update: I have no idea why I wrote this just now but I’ll be damned if I’m going to delete it.
(via ronworkman)Dude. We’re so all on a highway to hell.
Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday: Artsy Edition!
This would have been like two-and-a-half weeks ago, when Anne, Zoe, and I went out to wander around the semi-rural parts of Kansas north of Manhattan. Zoe drove, and took this picture from the driver seat while Anne and I were outside. MOODY.
one of the best gpoyw submissions.
urbanredneck:skysignal:hit-or-miss: olivejooce:corineee:(via icanread)
a friendly reminder.
Jon Stewart
Bonerette Party: Daily Show edition
Sara: Here hoping this thanksgiving adventures are better than last … for you =) lots of love & miss!
Me: Indeed. God your steel trap of a mind never ceases to amaze me. gobble gobble love.
Sara: I knowww, effing creepy right? I still see u sitting in the blfy chair & me on the the coach, hookahing & telling me ur tales & the writing on the car window. love it, love youuuu
where is everyone? oh yeah, it’s the biggest drinking night of the year. why are you sitting at home? yeah, you’re right, it is cold out there.
what an enjoyable chat that was with Judie. She is a remarkable woman.
someone just texted me ‘going to chocolate world’… I think it’s a metaphor and I don’t like it.
I was reblogged on hottumblrs. What an honor? Do I really have a symmetric face?
I’m still a little disappointed with that apple / pb situation.
Jack Johnson just came on the playlist.
Just decided… one of my least favorite activities is blowing my nose. Its not pleasant but better than the alternative I suppose.
I totally put christmas lights up tonight. I rock
This peach hookah is DELCIOUS!
facebook is dead to me.
GPOYW is huge.
Pay Day is the best day of the month. Getting paid once a month is a bitch.
Thanksgiving tomorrow, wvu vs pitt Friday + insane tailgating, Eric Hutchinson show on Saturday…. w00t
I’m debatting on cracking open that 40 now.
****** is the total package. the cat’s meow. the always crisp apple to my peanut butter.
I thought this would be helpful… you know considering we’re broke
Keepers have segregated the couple after they caught them trying to trick straight birds into parting with their offspring by placing round stones at their feet and then running off with an egg. (via Can’t Trust Those Gay Penguins … - Neatorama)
Shadow sculptures by Tim Noble and Sue Webster.
Astronaut demos drinking coffee in space (via collectspace)
coffee in space? sign me up!
Snoop makes Mashed Potatoes (via MarthaStewart)
omg… this is the shizzzz
Toby y Sheila: pata adopto perrito!!! (via carlosremolani)
wtf?
Tom Ford James Bond 007 Sunglasses | Uncrate
want! I remember thinking to myself that these were badass while watching the movie.
